BREAKING: Olbermann, Matthews, Maher Conspire To Commit Murder

Two American soldiers were killed in Little Rock, Arkansas, today at a military recruiting center. A witness said a man driving a black sport pickup pulled up to the recruiting center where the two soldiers were standing outside. The man fired six to seven shots striking both soldiers then sped away. One soldier was killed and the other was seriously injured.

This can only be attributed to one thing - hatred of the American military spewed by venomous snakes like Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, and Bill Maher. It is their constant bashing of Bush and the War On Terror that drives people like this killer to target and attack our heroic soldiers. They and their kind should be banned from the airwaves.

For you liberals who are fuming at me because you don't understand sarcasm, lighten up. This is nothing more than a sarcastic enlightenment for you hateful liberals who blame everything on Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck.

This moron in Little Rock was no more influenced by Olbermann, Matthews, and Maher than the man who shot George Tiller was influenced by Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck.

From a fellow Arkansan, our prayers and thoughts are with the family of the slain soldier and the soldier who was injured. If we can help in any way please let us know.

H/T Full Story: KATV 7 News